Rizz β¨
Handle with maximum rizz, itβs not everyoneβs cup of tea
How the charm lands
Sibling:
Dad just complimented Mom’s cooking and she blushed.
Me:
Dad’s still got rizz after 20 years, respect.
Me:
I tried to be smooth and called her “bro” by accident.
Friend:
Rizz cancelled. Immediately.
Friend:
Rate my opening line: “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.”
Me:
Damn, rizz! Please don’t send that.
Friend:
Wait, you seriously used “are you from Tennessee, cause you’re the only ten I see” and it worked??
Me:
I know, I know.
Friend:
No way. That’s insane. Why didn’t it work when I used it!?
Me:
I guess I’ve got the rizz.
Friend:
Beck just walked up to Daisy cold and got the Snapchat in under a minute.
Friend:
That cat bites literally everyone who tries to pet it and it just curled up in your lap?
Me:
I don’t know what to tell you, I just have it.
Friend:
Even the cat has no chance against your rizz.